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To over rule/win with great confidence. By going over and above, or by possessing a superior idea.

Dan and Tim were fighting over the same girl at the bar. Both went and talked to her but when Tim talked to her had the the waitress bring over her favorite drink. Thous Tim Long Cocked Dan. She was impressed and went home with Tim.

Long Cock by Danger Doe August 18, 2010

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Long Cock Syndrome

People with Long Cock Syndrome usually suffer from a giant cock and have higher rizz than people who don't. Long Cock Syndrome is mainly found in black males but is insanely rare in Asians.

Have you heard Tyrone has long cock syndrome?

Long Cock Syndrome by Candis November 15, 2022

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nude long cock

A nude long cock is a shaved penis that is overly large.

Ya dig?

"Skylar, do you have a Nude Long Cock?"

"I would if i had a cock"

nude long cock by Sydney.... ? January 10, 2010

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Wade Grahm Long-cock

Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.

First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!

While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)

Wade Grahm Long-cock by Zarcry January 3, 2009

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CODYS LONG COCK

When Cody mccauley pulls out his 14 inch super dong and causes Mayham upon these big booty lesbians!

“ hey bro, did you see Codys long cock destroy that tight little Mexican butthole “

CODYS LONG COCK by Gavin ctw February 6, 2020

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Hard fat long cock

a women when she gets in a mood will want this. give it to her how she pleases.

HARDER DADDDYYYYY SETHHHHHH OMGGGG HARD FAT LONG COCK IS IN MEEE

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MA LONG COCK

ITS BIG

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MA LONG COCK by MYLONGCOCK April 23, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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