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"Logic" that is laughable and cannot be backed up with any real examples. Lolgic is often used by idiots, who will parrot back something they heard on TV (but don't actually understand) in lieu of actually intelligently arguing.
Guy: You like to cook? You're totally gay.
Other Guy: Nice lolgic, dude.
lolgic by ZMystere January 17, 2009
Basically, argument used against you that is so incorrect or off-base, it makes you laugh out loud.

Despite the basic ineptitude of lolgic, it very difficult to counter this type of argument since lolgic users are typically quite simple-minded, stubborn, and will not easily give in to reality-based logic.
Two astronomers walk into a bar...

-Fifteenth Century Astronomer: You can tell that the sun orbits Earth because it's so tiny, just like the moon. And look at it! It's moving across the sky!

-Modern Astronomer: ....Lol lolgic!
lolgic by Tankitty Tank Tank February 27, 2009
"The logic of laughing at iFunny posts hysterically while wondering "What am I doing with my life?"
"Phil demonstrated LOLGIC when he was rolling on the floor, clutching his iPod and laughing."
LOLGIC by Character_Recreate October 30, 2013

Cast Away logic 

when you're so fucked over that only your bff named "wilson" is the one who listens and understands you and therefore you survive even though your wife leaves you because your Wilson is a volleyball.
From the movie Cast Away logic is when FedEx employee Chuck Noland’s ( Tom Hanks) plane crashes, he ends up stranded on a deserted tropical island for four years, with an inanimate volleyball named Wilson as his only friend and they're always together. this definition corresponds to captain america 89 contribution Morpheus Logic Morpheus Rules!
Cast Away logic by daywalkz June 2, 2016

Gacha logic 

The weirdest logic you can find
Gacha girl:My bf cheated on me now I have to sing
Everyone watching:Gacha logic
Gacha logic by Kayia online December 22, 2019

Logicality 

Logicality is the ship name of logic and morality from a youtube content creator, Thomas Sanders and his series “sanders sides”
The logicality ship fandom started in thomas sanders’ video “the mind vs. the heart” and “being alone on valentines day”
This is one of the scene that created it all
Morality: we should put our heads together and create a game plan, first we need someone to practice on.
Logic: like who?
Morality:....each other?
Thomas: n..no..no..

The rest of the fanders who already shipped them: *all hell broke loose*
Logicality by MissSmiley14 June 7, 2018

Lau Logic 

The use of little to absolutely no logic when doing things.
1) "If you torrent a game, no one losses money"
"Don't use Lau Logic..."

"Dude, I need a new phone cuz the one I bought last week is outdated"
"Lau Logic"
Lau Logic by HuniPark April 22, 2013
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