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Danny, I'm your grandma, LAMK
LAMK by eicos May 2, 2008
Words you can keep
JVTP:Andria is fat!
Seize:lamk, i kno right.
Lamk by Jvtp/Seize January 30, 2009
LAMK means "Let a motherfucker know." Used when a person is angered and about to tell someone off in a no-holds-barred way.
I need to LAMK that I don't play that shit!
Don't get LAMK'd!
LAMK by ebonysivory March 8, 2010
Ette:Ive set up aonther WoW account dude!
Kerry:Eugh you major computer geek, stay away!!
Ette:Shut up you douchebag!You wouldnt know what a celerion was if it farted in your face!
Me:LAMK!
LAMK by Queene October 17, 2007

Mr. Lamkin 

A sixth grade history teacher at mokena junior high school, who needs to learn to cut his hair. His hair is very long and makes him look like a girl somewhat. He is very nice but mean at the same time, and he likes puppy shirts. He also likes to make fun of his students. He looks like George Washington kind of...
Wow Mr. Lamkin can be nice sometimes but he really roasts his students!
the act of pooing oneself unknowingly.
What's that smell? Oh man, I think Chris just lamkined himself again...Chris, do you need to use the little boy's room?" Chris: I don't think ...yup.. yes I do
Lamkin by NJGroff April 29, 2011
Name of a tribe in India's state of Manipur. It is also the language spoken by the Lamkang people.
1. Lamkang is one of Naga's tribes.
2. Lamkang is spoken by over 15,000 speakers.
Lamkang by romeo sankhil February 12, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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