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Kyrre
Kyrre
If you are lucky enough to see a real Kyrre you will have a once in a lifetime expirience. He will hypnotize you by playing the hitler song on his gituar. After that he will tickle your balls with his long crusty ah beard. No one has ever dared to touch his beard and if you take on the challenge it must be hard to walk because your balls are gigantic. The roumors says that he have a japanese sword in his pants along with his huge shlong, and that he is not afraid to use it. If you want to lure him to your house it is only one way: kiss, the band. He would die to listen to their music and you can often find him masturbaiting to them. he also has a bad record with small girls so i would recomend staying away if that is you. And if he dosent like you he will make you play yellow submarine everyday until you get depression.
Kyrre by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third December 22, 2022
Kyrra
A girl with an amazing personality. She reaches out to others with the love of Jesus Christ and makes people feel important. Kyrra knows how to make someone laugh and always has a smile on her face. She's beautiful, yet modest. She's had her heartbroken but never gave up. She's stronger than she think she is and needs to give herself more credit. She has a lot of friends that will stand behind her when times are tough. She's definitely not perfect and makes too many mistakes to count, but keeps pushing forward and always looks ahead to better days.
Kyrra
Kyrra by Johnathyn87 November 21, 2011
kyrtee
She s a sweet innocent girl. She can have a thousand crushes ad not get over them. She can have some episodes where she becomes another person like a goth or a unicorn. She is a good friend and as smart.
#smart#nice#kind#episodes
#smart#nice#kind#episodes
Person : Hey kyrtee What are you doing in the weekend.
Kyrtee: (having an episode) nothing just thinking about how I’ll die
Person: ...
Kyrtee: (having an episode) nothing just thinking about how I’ll die
Person: ...
kyrtee by Hellavator May 10, 2019
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