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kutu

an acronym for "knife up the uterus"
a kutu is that type of PMS or menstrual cramp that hurts like a motherfucker and makes you want to sit in bed and cry, bitch and moan all day (and you usually end up doing just that). the kutu is without a doubt the worst and most painful cramp a woman can have. if a girlfriend or a friend has them, you should be as nice to her as possible, because chances are those kutu's are making her have a really shitty day.
carrie: hey, is ellie going to the bar with us tonight?
rebecca: no :( the poor girl got kutu's about an hour ago!
carrie: oh no! you know what, screw going to the bar. let's bring her some chocolate and chick flicks to try and cheer her up.
by jeanneeeeeeee January 25, 2009
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Kutu

The very last couple of hits of a joint.
-Testvér, van még pár slukeszod abból a fincsi kis gandzsásból?
-Nehari báttya, de ez már kutu.
by Simon apu March 9, 2024
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kutuntula

Georgian word roughly translating to "genital", is almost always used in a humoric context

Alternatively: კუტუნტულა
Why did you steal my netherite you kutuntula >:(
by GeorgianCork October 30, 2023
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KuT U Up

An awesome band who went on the Pop disaster tour and were known as the least sober band of the tour. hau hau
KuT U Up's lead singer, Chris Cote was branded an his ass by Billie Joe Armstrong from green day
by Kerplunker45 August 15, 2004
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Kut U up

A cool band that went on tour with blink 182, greenday, and Jimmy eat world. They have one album out which is pretty good. You'll hear great things from them.
They're in the DVD riding in vans with boys. Which is how I heard of them
by Kristina Delonge July 2, 2004
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Kut U up

Kut-U-Up is an Indie punk band that formed in the late 90's. The band is made up of Chris Cote on Bass, Brendan Raasch on Drums and Brandon Parkhurst and Micah Mattson on Guitar. They all sing, but mainly just Chris and Brandon. They went on the Pop Disaster Tour with Green Day, Blink 182 and Jimmy Eat World. They are mainly what the movie Riding in Vans With Boys was about. In 2002 they let out their First, and so far their only cd, "Pulled Over...your Eyes are Telling Me Different Son.." The best songs are "Sailed to Far" and "Have's, Have Nots". Brandon and Micah are also in the band Yovee. And yes, in the movie, Billie Joe Armstrong branded Chris' Botton with a pool stick.
"The have's/ the have nots/ the don't care's/ don't wanna's"
-The Have's, The Have Nots"
by what you will September 3, 2005
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kut u up

fuck yea!! kut u up r a band who work their ass off, just as any starting up band does. they hav one album, and a website, aswell as having gone on the pop disaster tour in 2002 (to their name) their music is the most random stuff u hav ever heard, but its hilarious
whoever dnt like them fuck off! because u dnt kno wat its like to start up a band- and try and make it!
by billie joe armstrong April 7, 2005
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