Kulczycki

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A Kulczycki is a potato eating machine. A common side effect of having a Kulczycki close by is to have a severe case of the buscholls, and a sudden urge to play soccer. There is no way known to remove yourself of a Kulczycki but a large dose heavy smoking will render him useless enabling you to poke him in the eyes. This is its only known weakness.

"Holy shit is that a Kulczycki?!?! I thought they were extinct!"
"Nope, I had a few of em' last week. Annoying little buggers aren't they?"

Kulczycki by oReZ. March 30, 2010

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kulczykowski

the surname of the most gorgeous guy ever. everything he does is amazing. he's also super smart and quite funny and very sweet. he has amazing hair and beautiful arms lol. i love him.

“kulczykowski is so wow”

kulczykowski by angelstar1111 September 22, 2022

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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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