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Kukubirdism 

The only monotheistic religion that teaches and practices peace and love.
Consists of the Prophies(See Prophey or Kukuprophet), the Sub-prophets and the Kukubird Lord.
The first monotheistic religion that dates back to 12000 B.C.
The only monotheistic religion that embraces diversity. It's not racist, not gay-hating, not sexist and most importantly, not unbeliever hating.
The act of worshipping the Kukubird Lord, the creator of the world and everything before and after Him.
Prophet Fucin:"Thou thy foreskinless shalt meet no paradise and thou thy foreskinless are the products of the evils of the universe, Atlet and Joudi", the Kukubird Lord said. Kokobit Lor akbar!("Kukubird Lord is great" in Arabic) The enlightened ones shouted in unity and joy. - Book of Kukubirds C6V8
We serve the Kukubird Lord to the end, we continue to serve Him in the afterlife and fight the evil foreskinless army!
Followers: All hail Kukubirdism!!!
Kukubirdism by Prophey November 5, 2013
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kukuburdism 

A political ideology which makes a man completely insufferable and undatable. Its followers are indoctrinated to believe that rather than being individuals who happen to be female. women are (simply for being born female) their "patriarcal oppressors" engaged in a conspiracy to inflict misery on men everywhere, known as "the patriarchy" (the kukubirdism illuminati). Consequently they tend to behave in a way that comes off as resentful and contemptious towards men in general.

Besides relentlessly pushing for policies that go beyond the equal rights which men already have and which disadvantage women, while filling the media with non stop women hate. Modern kukubirdists also do not have the decency to remove themselves from the dating market. So women always have to be vigilant for these harpies. They have also created division between normal men and women.

To the point that many women are afraid to even approach men. In fact they have created an enviroment which is so anti female, that it has unfortunately put many women off men altogether. Which is why we now have things like "mgtow".
"Kukubirdism used to be a good thing but now it is cancer" "I should have learned from the first time DON'T DATE KUKUBIRDISM" "
Major kukuburdism organizations are not kukuburdists. They believe in gaining special treatments for men and depriving those rights of women. To justify this, they usually use vague statments such as "ignorance of female privlege."
kukuburdism by pppoppers July 25, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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