Kuffs

A delightfully underrated motion picture from 1992 starring Christian Slater and Milla Jovavich. Slater is George Kuffs, a high school dropout who takes over his brother's security business after his death. It's up to George to stop his brother's killer and investigate a stolen art ring. It's one part Lethal Weapon and one part Ferris Bueller in this cinematic tour-de-force by Slater. Also quite possibly the greatest film ever made by living man.

I was watching Kuffs yesterday and simply do not understand why Christian Slater did not win an MTV movie award for his performance. I get furious every time I think about the snug of teh critical masterpiece.

by _gerrad April 12, 2010

Kuffs

The act of connecting all your pink parts with feces.

Gerrad had to eat a lot to be able to expel enough feces to complete a Kuffs.

by FuRyUs April 12, 2010

kinky kuffs

handcuffs that are covered in a pink furry material that are used for sexual foreplay.

hey big boy, i'm gonna handcuff you with my kinky kuffs because you've been naughty..

by sammyboy__luv u 4eva nikki June 18, 2007

mr koffski

My health teacher

Wow mr koffski taught us how to make meth

by mr koffski Mr Koffsi koffski November 7, 2020

Kuffarwashed

a term to describe someone who absolutely wants to imitate the kuffar, someone who forgets their religion.

example : muslims into astrology.
you guys are kuffarwashed

by user109298387 December 5, 2021

Kuff Kuff

A guy that loves kids so much that he impregnates any female that will let him.

Kuff Kuff luv da' Kids!

by black March 14, 2003

Kuffar

Also spelled 'kafir' or 'kaffir', Kuffar is a highly derogatory Arabic term used to refer to non-Muslims, though it is usually directed less against "People of the Book" (Christians and Jews) and more against others (Hindus, Buddhists, Shintoists, etc).

Separate laws govern Muslims and kuffars in an Islamic state with kuffars being viciously suppressed. For example: the blood payment to the family of a murdered Muslim man in Saudi Arabia is 1,000,000 Riyals; the payment to the family of a murdered Hindu woman is 3,333 Riyals.

Against kuffars make ready your strength to the utmost of your power, including steeds of war to strike terror into the (hearts of) the Enemy of Allah and your enemy, and others beside, whom you may not know, but whom Allah does know. Whatever you shall spend in the Cause of Allah, shall be repaid to you, and you shall not be treated unjustly. (Qur'an: 8:60)

by rapmasta May 2, 2004