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Krusty Kam

Start off with anal using her spit as lubricant, during the receiver must defecate on the hard penis of the giver. After the giver finishes inside then anus of the receiver he must continue to thrust therefore mixing the fresh semen and feces into a thick paste. After a thorough mixing he removes his penis from the thoroughly used anus and the receiver goes to get a hairdryer to heat the paste mixture on the penis of the giver until it dries into a flaky crust. Once the crust is finished drying the receiver now must clean the crusty penis using nothing but her mouth and continue with fellatio until she receives a fresh load of semen which she uses as a makeshift mouthwash to remove any crust particles from her teeth.
Hey man on your wedding night I think your bride would absolutely love if you gave her a krusty kam as a honeymoon present.
Krusty Kam by Little Rooster January 10, 2026
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KrustyKale

A fetus!! If you come across KrustyKale, congratulations! You've found a whiny pissbaby.
" Have you see that KrustyKale? "
" Martha's kid? "
" Yeah, he was whining for pussy for hours. "
KrustyKale by Rothlow March 24, 2022
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