Kruggin

The act of being extremely creepy and slightly pedophile-ish.

John: Hey girl, I'd like to see you shake that ass for me
Lili: Johnny that's a 10 year old. You Kruggin'.

Kruggin by notlauradowns August 4, 2013

kregging 

n. laughing at something that is terribly distasteful, but still hilarious at the same time.

driving down the road with the fellas and you see some random pedestrian walking alone.

person 1 - "lets do some kregging."

person 2 - "oh hes perfect" (motions at pedestrian)

person 1 - (slows down car)

person 2 - "fuck you, you fuckin bitch!"

speed away while loling.

kregging by true fellas April 11, 2010

Klugging

When a guy hits on a girl who is an aquaitence, who is not interested, a distant family member, or too good for him and does it consistently over a short period of time, making it awkward for the girl to be near him. "Kluggers" often are oblivious to the girls disinterest, so girls have to be clever when trying to ditch the clignybastard. "Kluggers" usually flirt subtly to avoid being labeled as a creep, or because they are afraid of rejection. Because the two are somehow a part of each others social, work, or family environment one has to be polite to the Klugger when trying to ease away!

Brenda: Hey Nicole are you having a good time at the party?

Nicole: Yeah, except Justin is totally klugging and won't leave me the fuck alone

Brenda: Eww isn't he you step- fathers nephew?

Nicole: yeahh, I can run from him, but I can't hide from him! Helpp me hide!

Justin: Nicole! there you are! I've been looking for you!!

Nicole: Ahhhhhhh Fuck................

Brenda: Justin would be good at that "Where's Waldo" shit we hid everywhere!

Klugging by BaysideBitchh August 5, 2012

krudgin

1. Hatin
2. The act of cramping one's style
3. To be a wet blanket
4. For one to plot against another is to be krudgin
5. Whining and/or complaining

"Kaylee's bein a wet blanket...it's really krudgin on my plans."
"She's too cool for me? Fuck that. I'm krudgin on her!"
"This rain is krudgin on my picnic."
"I can't stand all the krudgin that comes from {insert annoying person's name here:} when we hangout with him/her. All he/she does is bitch and moan."

krudgin by Threebrew June 30, 2007

Kregging 

When an odd number of people join hands and circle around a person or group of people and dance around them, humming the tune of "Pop goes the Weasel". Then the Kreggers jump in the center and smash the Victim. It's usually done to annoy some, and is best done when the Victim, known as the Kreg, is having an important conversation or is trying to do something difficult. Results are EPIC.

Person 1: "Dude, see that kid? Remember when he egg'd my house last year?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, let's Kreg that bitch."
Person 3: "Hell yeah!"

Victim *During Kregging*: "Oh, Come on!"

Kregging by AJAXJackson June 19, 2010

Kruggie

If her name is Karene and she sounds like she on drugs, she ain’t druggie, she kruggie

Karene Kiala is kruggie

Kruggie by People on drugs September 28, 2017

Kragging 

The process of inserting small bones into the male urethra. This is often used to present the effect that one has a constant erection, or larger genitalia. This is often a gory, unsuccessful task, that only leads to hospital visits.

You need to start kragging, you’ll be a hit with the ladies.

Kragging by Dr. Gropp March 13, 2024