kronenbourg

A word used to describe a lady who looks great from behind, but has a face like a chopping board. Taken from the popular drink of Kings, Kronenbourg 1664 as she is 16 at the back and 64 at the front. Also bobfoc

"Damn that ass looks good"
"nah bruv, she's a kroney"

by empsburna March 24, 2005

kronenbourg

A nasty cheap French beer, that comes in pathetically small bottles. Drunk by people who obviously have never tried real beer

'I'll have a beer please'
*Recieves kronenbourg*
'No, I said beer, not yaks piss'

by DanC October 12, 2005

kronenbourg

the best beer ever!!!!!!!!

mines a kronenbourg mate!

by ddd_Demon January 8, 2005

A kronenbourg a.k.a 1664

A kronengourg a.k.a 1664 is a woman who looks 16 from the back but 64 from the front.

Her at the bar was in last night, she is a proper a kronenbourg a.k.a 1664.

by Duke smurf June 13, 2021

Kronenberger

jewish. german. awesome.

i wish i were a kronenberger

by motormouth maybelle July 8, 2010

Kronenberger

it is impossible to sum up the exact amazingness of a kronenberger. a kronenberger is the most amazing kind of person you will ever meet. very sexy, easy to talk to, outgoing, and loves to help people. VERY TALENTED. kronenbergers have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to the performing arts, are amazing dancers, and tend to have a certain love for musicals such as "wicked", "chicago", and "west side story". also, they are normally on the short side. befriending a kronenberger will bring you happiness and good fortune for the rest of your life.

nicholas: you're coming on the rollercoaster with me!

a kronenberger: i can't. i mean...i don't make the height limit.

nicholas: that's okay. you're awesome and you're an amazing friend. let's dance!

by Elphie1017 July 11, 2010

Thomas kroonenburg

Thomas also known as tom or TK is a really great bowler for cricket and will represent australia in the ashes 2029, he's also a sex lord

this dude is the next Thomas kroonenburg

by Cricket pants November 21, 2021