A woman that looks like a 16yr old from the back but actually looks like a 64 yr old from the front

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Could well have been a bad year for many things, but Contrary to the adverts, a VERY bad year for beer. The legend goes that in this tragic year someone took a slash in a bottle, and a poor peasant with no taste buds found it and proclaimed it to be beer, from then on the bloke who'd pissed in it in the first place decided he was on to a nice little earner...