Gay man 1: "I need some gladiolas and beer for the party!"

Gay man 2: "Just go get them at the Krogirl."

Steve: Oh my, we're out of anything floral for tonight's soiree! What shall we do?

Jose: No worries, I'll stop at the stop-and-shop on my way to the cleaners... toodle-oo.

Steve: No Joey, we've important company gracing us with their presence tonight; I'm using Grandma's china, for Cher's sake!

Jose: Got it. Krogirl it is.