Kristian L
second name starts with an L because all he's taking is L's. He is also most likely an degenerate incel
Kristian L by BiggyManJones March 29, 2022
Get the Kristian L mug.
Kristian L
Last name starts with an L because all he's taking is L's. Probably is a degenerate incel with zero bitches, zero rights, zero clips and zero skills in the art of gaming. Kristian is quite the specimen that needs to be locked up at a Jewish concentration camp under the super-vision of Jeffrey Epstein.
OMG do you know Kristian L? He's such a loser am I right? I heard he uses a racing wheel on every game he plays, how pathetic is that?
Kristian L by BiggyManJones April 7, 2022
Kristian Lane
Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
Kristian Lane by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018
Kristian and Laura
At one point both of us will be long gone, and all that will be left of our epic friendship for future generations of users to look at is this entry.
-Look at these girls, they look like they’re really having fun over there.
-Yeah, it’s Kristian and Laura.
-Yeah, it’s Kristian and Laura.
Kristian and Laura by Laurahatesyoumore January 23, 2023
Lars Kristian
Lars Kristian is a terrific guy with a way to much love for sheeps.
Lars Kristian is often to be seen with one og his hundred grandmothers and grandfathers. He works with weed
Lars Kristian is often to be seen with one og his hundred grandmothers and grandfathers. He works with weed
Lars Kristian by Struddelsøten4427 October 10, 2018
Kristin-Lynn
a girl who is sexy and loveable. Kristin-Lynn's are great mother material and are worth marrying. If you have a Kristin-Lynn she is a rare find, never give her up for anything!
Kristin-Lynn by nmhjj February 6, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
Overstand
Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026