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Kristian L 

Last name starts with an L because all he's taking is L's. Probably is a degenerate incel with zero bitches, zero rights, zero clips and zero skills in the art of gaming. Kristian is quite the specimen that needs to be locked up at a Jewish concentration camp under the super-vision of Jeffrey Epstein.
OMG do you know Kristian L? He's such a loser am I right? I heard he uses a racing wheel on every game he plays, how pathetic is that?
Kristian L by BiggyManJones April 7, 2022

Kristian Lenart 

A fat forehead fuck with a small micropenis and cannot get any of the sweet puss
Kristian Lenart by ADUMAWTF July 5, 2018

Kristian Lane

Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.

It is impossible to not like Kristian.

All women love Kristian.

Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.

On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.

On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.

Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.

He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.

Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.

Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.

Kristian and Laura 

At one point both of us will be long gone, and all that will be left of our epic friendship for future generations of users to look at is this entry.
-Look at these girls, they look like they’re really having fun over there.

-Yeah, it’s Kristian and Laura.

Lars Kristian 

Lars Kristian is a terrific guy with a way to much love for sheeps.
Lars Kristian is often to be seen with one og his hundred grandmothers and grandfathers. He works with weed
So you are om love with sheeps, then you totally took an Lars Kristian
Lars Kristian by Struddelsøten4427 October 10, 2018

Kristin-Lynn 

a girl who is sexy and loveable. Kristin-Lynn's are great mother material and are worth marrying. If you have a Kristin-Lynn she is a rare find, never give her up for anything!
Kristin-Lynn by nmhjj February 6, 2010
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