Definitions by Laurahatesyoumore

Kristian and Laura 

At one point both of us will be long gone, and all that will be left of our epic friendship for future generations of users to look at is this entry.

-Look at these girls, they look like they’re really having fun over there.

-Yeah, it’s Kristian and Laura.

Kristian and Laura by Laurahatesyoumore January 23, 2023

Lidia

The worst kind of reporter. Basically a Karen on steroids, with a troll voice and failing Youtube channel.

Are you on 30-day ban again?

Yeah, I should have blocked a couple Lidias but I got super busy with work. They reported a post from 2014.

Lidia by Laurahatesyoumore January 23, 2023

Cosmo 

When you meet a guy online and ask him to send you benzodiazepines via mail, then invite him to Berlin, feed him said benzos and call police on him, making an absolute fool of yourself in the process.

Did you hear Alice pulled a Cosmo again?

No way! Who?

The Bear!

No way, that guy is a true friend. I’m sorry, Bear!

Cosmo by Laurahatesyoumore January 23, 2023

Lidia

That dumb piglet has no spine, she’s Becki’s ugliest genderfluid pet. Their entire team is scared shitless of Kristian and Laura.

If you go manic for more than six months uninterrupted due to untreated BPD, you’re gonna need long-term hospitalization like Lidia.

Lidia by Laurahatesyoumore January 23, 2023