Krinke

A male companion that is normally a ginger who more than likely has a catalogue of STDs. On most occasions he is a douchebag with a good personality. Typically always has a box of Busch Light to share.

I want to go hang out with Krinke because he is such a good guy and he always has beer, but damn he's a colossal douchebag.

by Road X November 22, 2021

felix kranken

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone

felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"

by soapies July 3, 2021

Krince

Krince (Skateboarding); the act of skateboarding committed sarcastically, ironically, and/or for fun; in a completely different manner from the normal skateboarding seen in popular media/popular skateboarding. Krincing involves old school dork skateboarding tricks such as footplants, grab tricks, and axle stalling, which is performed on curbs, rocks, trees and other skateboarding obstacles that are atypical and seldom seen in skateboarding. A term that characterises someone who Krinces would be a “krincer”, “slosher”, or “looseball”, but krincer would be the most appropriate term. Very few people have mastered the act of Krincing; these people include Mark "Gonz" Gonzales, Jason Adams, Vics Market (crew), as well as many East Coast skateboarders. The term originated in Canada, but has spread to New York, Seattle, Boston and other “East Coast” skateboarding regions.

Jeff: "Hey why is that guy skateboarding so strangley and atyiplcally?"
Zach: "Oh that guy is krincing. He likes to skateboard differently; he's a krincer."
Jeff: "True. I guess that's sick."
Zach: "Cheeyaah...krincing is rare. Not to many people are seen krincing, but lots of skateboards krince."

by TDot J Cos July 19, 2013

Kinkeye

Kinkeye is the word used in event and A male (cats excluded) Ejaculates into a women's eye socket (or males, depending on what your into). Often causing pinkeye and many other dreadful and terrible diseases just because he missed the mouth. Pinkeye is the sister word to kinkeye aswell as kinky being the brother word. Pink(eye) (kink)y Adding the two sections together, (kink)(eye). Full work, kinkeye.

Carson: Damn Josiah, last night I had sexual relations with Erik and I gave him the kinkeye.
Josiah: Oh marbles isn't that like really dangerous?
Carson: It can be, but he's probably fine.
Josiah: Did you mean to!?
Carson: I was aiming for his toes!
Josiah: You've got worse aim then me and I've got such bad aim I pee on the toilet seat, sitting down!
*Erik enters room*
Erik: Hey Josiah, what are you doing tonight ;)

by Namzug Haisoj June 6, 2018

Henry Krinkle

The name to tell a Secret Service agent when he asks you for your name!

Travis: My name is Henry Krinkle. K-R-I-N-K-L-E. 154 Hopper Avenue. Agent: Hopper? Travis: Yeah. You know like a rabbit, hip, hop. Ha, ha. Fair Lawn, New Jersey. ...

by Stefonamus November 10, 2009

Krinkles

A very cool person who made a violent newgrounds flash series known as Madness combat

Friend: hey have you heard of krinkles?
Me: oh the person who made Madness combat? Yeah!

by Deimos’s Doritos June 28, 2021

kranken

going crazy or getting turnt alone or with another person

#1
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"

#2

Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"

Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"

by dogsandcatsanddogs July 5, 2018