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Kowalski Analysis 

When something doesn't make sense, so you need to analyze it further and figure out wtf it means.
When you install AdBlock but all the hot singles in your area disappear.
Kowalski analysis.
Kowalski Analysis by lacrynx February 9, 2019

Kowalski analysis 

A meme that takes it's roots from the Penguins of Madagascar series, featuring a team of 4 commando penguins.

The quote itself is commonly used in the series by the Penguins' leader - Skipper, to ask for an analysis of the situation, in order to take proper precautions.

The meme itself is used in various comment sections.
Skipper: Kowalski analysis!
Kowalski: This must be the work of an enemy stand, sir.
Kowalski analysis by Invalnorious November 9, 2018

Kowalski Analysis 

1. Used by Gay people in comment section when they have nothing to comment

2.When a hypothetical thing happens
Greg: That was crazy. Thank God I am an atheist
Kowalski Analysis
Kowalski Analysis by Elderly Bitch October 30, 2018

Kowalski Analysis 

Something my retard brother named zunkerduke says all the time
Who is Ceeday, Kowalski Analysis, Irrelevant
Kowalski Analysis by Your Nan's Mom December 9, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026