Koslow 

Funny Sweet Kind And drop dead gourges

like Alicia Koslow and Charles koslow and not chad skinner or marisa skinner

Koslow by Alicia Mae Koslow October 17, 2008

Kozlowski 

Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul.

Only reason why i'm still alive is because Kozlowski hasn't found me yet!

Kozlowski by Lien The ikswolzok January 30, 2018

kozlowed 

Getting so drunk that you wake up on someone you have never met's couch, wondering around saying "Hello, where am I?", and proceeding to exit the building in search of landmarks to find your way home.

Pete: "Man, I just walked back from some random residence at Laurier, woke up on a couch in someones room, no idea how I got there, no idea who's place it was, i started knocking on doors asking where i was and no one answered so I went outside trying to figure out where the hell I was..."

Grant: "Sounds like you got kozlowed..."

kozlowed by gjsalotUW January 22, 2012

Koslofsky 

A noise that is is made by slapping your butt cheeks together.

did you see and hear that guy Koslofskying?

Koslofsky by MTBBRA October 23, 2011

Kosowskied 

(adj) Severely analized, usually of an academic or religious nature.

My butthole used to be normal sized, but after I was Kosowskied, it was like I had given birth.

Kosowskied by Sir Tyrik November 27, 2013

Keslowing 

The act of standing in fustration when on a phone call with an irritating person that makes you want to lose control.

"Dude, I saw you Keslowing on the phone with your girl. What happened?

"Found out she is pregnant"

Keslowing by drewmega August 3, 2012

Kozlowski 

A man of honor that is in all ways the embodiment of sex.

That man rocked my world last night he was a total kozlowski

Kozlowski by Thenextpresident2020 July 2, 2019