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Konrad is a person with a great resistance for vodka, and is able to drink it like water.
You drank that bottle of vodka like a true konrad
Konrad by Soupiermushroom April 6, 2016

konradas 

Normally is a guy's name.
They are really funny and easy to talk to. They normally can hide their feelings really well. Konradas is an amazing boy, a good kisser and a nice boyfriend. They are also really smart but sometimes they might think that they are dumb even though is not true. They like to spend time with their friends but they can push away people who they love. They are also addicted to games but they normally can achieve their goals in life.
nice tall konradas sexy nice eyes
konradas by pseudonym12346789 October 14, 2013

Konradical 

The act achieving the illustrious heights of radical greatness as measured by all time achievements.
The perfect game of RBI pitched on July 9th 2010 was absolutely Konradical!
A guy with a big dick, and is very tall.
Wow, look at that. It’s a Konrad, time to fuck him!
Konrad by Not Konrad May 24, 2021
Konrad has a massive dong
Yo bro u have a small wiener.

No dude I have a Konrad, ask yo mum
Konrad by cheesepuff1 December 8, 2017
Konrad is a person that loves their close ones but hated to associate himself with the idiots. A Konrad protects the things and people that they hold dear even if it means to piss of the world. Everything you need in your life is a Konrad, he is the best in the bedroom and is your free therapist

Get yourself a Konrad
I really need a Konrad
Konrad by Sword-Master May 28, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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