Konfettie

Also referred to as 'Sexy Etsy'. Adult marketplace filled with artisan sex toys and other unique adult products like; erotic art, BDSM gear, adult games, wellness, pegging gear, and so on.

Only body-safe products are allowed to be sold on Konfettie.

This company is, together with its sellers, designing the body-safe standard in order to reshape the entire unregulated sex toy industry.

Did you get that custom dildo on Konfettie?

Looking for body-safe sex toys? You should check out konfettie.eu!

Konfettie by Klaasje November 25, 2021

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confettied

When someone tears your ass up either verbally, or in writing. It's not even a fair fight.

"Did you see that email thread? Chris got his ass confettied by Sam today!"

confettied by herbndictionaries February 27, 2015

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Konfettie • confettied • konette

konette

Shes an amzing and positive person that will always will be the nicest person in the world and most beatiful human ever seen. Also really small for some reason

Have you seen konette shess ammmzzing

konette by Best perason November 12, 2022

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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