Kojoam 

Originating from the Persian language (Farsi): Meaning "where the fuck am i?". Normally used in situations where a person has lost their soul or their mind. Or when they have no clue at all where they are or what is happening around them.

At a rave party - Behnam: These pills we had are crazy bro, i dont have a clue where i am or what is happening.
Kazem: Please tell me one thing, KOJOAM!!!!!???

Kojoam by nikibin November 2, 2006

kojiami

vb. to fail at something so horribly, you were better off not thinking about trying in the first place and it is better not to try again.

adj. a word describing how horrible something is to the highest degree.

1) Dude, you just kojiami'd your exam? Well, see you at McDonalds for the rest of your life.

2) Oh you mean that skank at THAT corner? Naw, shes way kojiami, even I am better then that!

kojiami by Anon Person January 14, 2006

kotoamsukami 

Genjutsu that is Used by Shisui Uchiha and Danzo Shimura

Danzo uses Kotoamsukami on Mifune

kotoamsukami by Kotoamsukami November 9, 2017

kojiami

A satire writer on the allakhazam forums, often mistaken for another dumb troll. Has his share of fans and haters. His posts are highly controversial, offensive but always true. for more information, see ffxi.allakhazam.com

Kojiami made another thread about Square enix 3 hours ago, and it already has 350 replies!

kojiami by Spinzzz August 28, 2008

Kotoamatsukami’d 

Being Kotoamatsukami’d (Aka Beef Minister) is when you’re preforming Oral Sex underwater and when you try to come up for air the man forces you back down until you suffocate!

“I will never go on a date with him again! He Kotoamatsukami’d me!”

Kotoamatsukami’d by Discord BFF July 26, 2021