Mr.Koger is a cocky, bald-headed geometry teacher. He teaches CP but treats it like honors. His roasts are lame and his life is terribly sad. Everyday he spends hours driving to his lousy job, where he gets treated like crap by low-life students. Following this he spends more hours going back to his house.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).