from Bulgarian word 'kofti' describing the socio-economic situation in the state.
embarrasing, unpleasant, hard (for a situation), and therefore one is trying to get out of it as soon as possible and forget about it;
also used in the sence of 'life sucks' - 'kofti man!´
to be read /'k o f t e e/
kofti situation;
Weather is kofti today.
That was a kofti situation , man, i did not know he's gonna bring all of his friends with him.
To shit in a Bidet. Whether a drunken misunderstanding, or an act of malice, a 'Cheeky Kofta' is named as such due to the visual similarities between a lamb kofta presented on a pristine white plate, and a bidet after someone has layed some pipe.
'McNultys just left a cheeky kofta in the girls bathroom!'
'Honey, someone left a cheeky kofta in our bidet last night'
Spicy Lamb Kofta is a sexual act where one eats lamb kofta and then digests it. After Digesting The Lamb Kofta you then shit into a vagina and then have sexual intercourse and then your penis will smell like Spicy Lamb Kofta. You then shove a skewer through your urethra and to make it look like an uncooked Lamb Kofta.
Person 1: I gave my misso a spicy Lamb Kofta last night.
Person 2: Fuck cunt that's proper grim.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.