Koftinoff

one of many of the last names of the Russian separatist group "Doukhobor" that settled in southeastern British Columbia, Canada to drink vodka, eat borscht, make perogies and have babies.

Whoa! You can drink like a Koftinoff!!

Hey man you're downing that vodka like a Koftinoff!!

Koftinoff by Adonis Baal March 29, 2011

Kratinoff 

A celebratory shot composed of a distinguished blend of a fellatial-forward whiskey (distilled in mahogany casks) that is misogynistically blended with pappy aged syrup lacking moral restraint. Shake semi-abusively in an iced Cocktail Shaker for no more than 40 winks. Strain and pour into a 1.5 ounce Kratinoffian glass garnished with erotic humiliation and revolutionary triumph. Serve while chilled.

Congratulations, Brandon. Kratinoffs for everyone to celebrate your success!

Kratinoff by 100 percent fist bump May 21, 2022