Kobe Special 

A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.

Tiger: “I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."

Kobe Special by marybethjones November 29, 2009

Kobe Special 

Jewelry bought by husbands to appease their angry wives. Usually, the anger concerns extramarital skank diddling on the side. In normal households, a gift of jewelry like this would solve nothing; it would be seen as the empty and loveless gesture that it is. However, in the lives of the rich and famous, empty materialism covers all sins and fixes all problems because they have no souls.

Also known as a "house on a finger" when the jewelry in question is an outrageously expensive ring.

Named after the Kobe Bryant episode in which he bought his wife a house on a finger to appease her anger over his raping a hotel skank.

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(Speaking to his friend on the phone following an argument with his wife over his mistress):

Tiger Woods: I need to run down to Zale's and buy a Kobe Special.

Kobe Special by JustSayNoToCheatingAssWipe November 30, 2009

kobe special 

To force anal sex

I gave that ho the kobe special

kobe special by anon August 6, 2003

Kobe Special 

Pushing your shoulders forward to get the gap between your traps and your collarbones and then spurt cum into your shoulder bowl.

Bro 1: Bro! I just did the kobe special!
Bro 2: Sick fuck.

Kobe Special by cornnuts May 6, 2020

Kobe Special 

When your favorite NFL, NBA, MLB and/or College Football teams get their shit kicked in all within a span of 3 days

Shelly: Y’all can’t discuss no sports with me Until the eagles or Ohio State lose

D: Bro the Philadelphia Phillies and Philadelphia 76ers lost. You got hit with the Kobe Special

Kobe Special by D:eez Nuts October 19, 2022