Knuckle pucker

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A term for when you just can't explain how goofed a person is.

Holy shit Keenan, you're such a knuckle pucker.

Knuckle pucker by D-ton218 January 3, 2019

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Knuckle Pucked

-To get all sorts of fucked up
-Wasted
-Trashed
-Ripped
-Hammered

It was reported that Tiger Woods got Knuckle Pucked and Drank himself into oblivion the other night before he drove his Escalade into a fire hydrant and a tree.

Knuckle Pucked by JDubsEPA December 2, 2009

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pecker knuckle

When a man's penis hangs a sharp left or right, also known as Captain Hook....eye eye captain.

Did you see the pecker knuckle on that guy.

pecker knuckle by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023

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knucklefucker

A man who masterbates

John knuclefucked himself before he went to sleep.

knucklefucker by Dan March 2, 2005

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knucklefucker 5000

A dildo, preferably large and black attached to some rubber (or brass if you're that hardcore) knuckles.

"Man you should have scene that crazy bitch's closet. It was full of knucklefucker 5000's !!

knucklefucker 5000 by CanadianSyrupSperm December 9, 2017

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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