Knuckle pucker

A term for when you just can't explain how goofed a person is.

Holy shit Keenan, you're such a knuckle pucker.

by D-ton218 January 3, 2019

Knuckle Pucked

-To get all sorts of fucked up
-Wasted
-Trashed
-Ripped
-Hammered

It was reported that Tiger Woods got Knuckle Pucked and Drank himself into oblivion the other night before he drove his Escalade into a fire hydrant and a tree.

by JDubsEPA December 2, 2009

pecker knuckle

When a man's penis hangs a sharp left or right, also known as Captain Hook....eye eye captain.

Did you see the pecker knuckle on that guy.

by ShellBell*0ICU812 March 22, 2023

knucklefucker

A man who masterbates

John knuclefucked himself before he went to sleep.

by Dan March 2, 2005

knucklefucker 5000

A dildo, preferably large and black attached to some rubber (or brass if you're that hardcore) knuckles.

"Man you should have scene that crazy bitch's closet. It was full of knucklefucker 5000's !!

by CanadianSyrupSperm December 9, 2017