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Knuckle Pucked 

-To get all sorts of fucked up
-Wasted
-Trashed
-Ripped
-Hammered
It was reported that Tiger Woods got Knuckle Pucked and Drank himself into oblivion the other night before he drove his Escalade into a fire hydrant and a tree.
Knuckle Pucked by JDubsEPA December 2, 2009

pecker knuckle

When a man's penis hangs a sharp left or right, also known as Captain Hook....eye eye captain.
Did you see the pecker knuckle on that guy.

knucklefucker 

A man who masterbates
John knuclefucked himself before he went to sleep.
knucklefucker by Dan March 2, 2005

knucklefucker 5000 

A dildo, preferably large and black attached to some rubber (or brass if you're that hardcore) knuckles.
"Man you should have scene that crazy bitch's closet. It was full of knucklefucker 5000's !!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026