Definitions by CanadianSyrupSperm

knucklefucker 5000 

A dildo, preferably large and black attached to some rubber (or brass if you're that hardcore) knuckles.

"Man you should have scene that crazy bitch's closet. It was full of knucklefucker 5000's !!

knucklefucker 5000 by CanadianSyrupSperm December 9, 2017