Knottytide

When a felon come and says eat my bacon and cries and says no salt more catsup. That's why they are red dungy soul less bread hog eating troth mates.

....Gosh I keep getting rejection. Let me get my knottytide hanky and blew my holy seed and say rosary berry bless toxic much?

Knottytide by fadedscribbler April 3, 2023

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knottypinebitch

An amazing fan page with great taste in music who needs more followers cus their awesome

knottypinebitch is so cool you should go follow them otherwise your toes might be cut off by someone in the middle of the night by me.

knottypinebitch by Olliethefrogonalog May 22, 2021

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Knottypinebitch

An amazing fan page that I love with great content that makes people happy. She needs more followers cause she’s awesome and amazing. The person is an absolute great person with great taste and I love her.

I love knottypinebitch

Knottypinebitch by Froggy123amzing May 27, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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