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Knobclot 

The tingly feeling after masturbation/morning after having sexual intercourse, also a fun term to refer to your friends as.
Cor i've just had a wank and now i'm suffering from Knobclot - James isn't coming out for drinks tonight because he's being a little Knobclot.
Knobclot by MrBojangles89 October 7, 2011
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A word to describe people when they don’t appreciate what you post. Especially when you post something and it ends up having a typo so you delete it a repost it. It’s also just a fucking asshole.
@awsten (Awsten Knight on Twitter twitter) “SHUT THE: FUCK UP AND ENJOY: MY CONTENT, YOU: KNOBLORD”
KNOBLORD by XxpeircethepepexX September 11, 2018
Knoblord Someone who shows exceptional expertise at working the knob. The Chief fireman's helmet polisher. Considered by one's peers to be so good at the chosen skillset, that Royalty must is bestowed upon them.
Chad is such a knoblord, he left me stranded at the club to bail with Michael.
Knoblord by Some dude! June 5, 2022

knoblodite

Neanderthal guy who thinks he knows it all and likes to show it..especially in front of girls
"Oasis" brothers are a pair of Knoblodites!
look at that knoblodite trying to chat up them girls.
knoblodite by Mac's power March 11, 2009

Knobclot 

A clot in a penis that makes it hard to piss. It can lead to death.

#killing #piss #penis #mybigpenis
Fuck off you noncy knobclot
Knobclot by NoncyNeil May 19, 2018

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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