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knob noster 

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Not to be confused with the jean noster, a knob noster is when a chick gives a guy a handjob using breast milk as lube. When the guy finishes, she cleans everything up with her mouth, then spits "knob noster" in his face.
When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.
knob noster by JustGotKnobNostered January 2, 2011
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knob noster 

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When a guy gets head then it is finished with a sneeze on the dick.
Yo man this ho gave me a knob noster last night, I busted a nut all over her face after!
knob noster by feck nishes May 24, 2009

Knob Noster 

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1. The location of Whiteman Air Force Base

2. Deepthroat blowjob with head shaking
Dude she gave me the gnarliest knob Noster last night

Knob nobster 

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When your penis slips out of her mouth and goes in her nose...the end
That bitch is sodumb.She got me OFF on A knob nobster!!!
Fucking whore
Knob nobster by JaZ jaZ March 4, 2017

knobnoster

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a boy who sucks other mens dicks in order to pay for his drugs
I got knobnostered by A kid so he could buy meth
knobnoster by jiss on myself April 5, 2003

Knobnoster

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Synonymous with "cocksucker," knobnoster is actually the name of a town in Vermont. Easily used an a vituperative, the work "knobnoster" can act as both a noun or an adjective
Aww, shut the fuck up, dumbass knobnoster!
Knobnoster by Jonathan A November 12, 2004
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