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When one finds something extremely amusing, while seated the person slaps their own knee in jubilation.

That joke was a hellava kneeslapper, I laughed my ass off.

kneeslapper by Count Funkula June 13, 2003

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Kneeslapper

The most extravagant reaction to something of funny, or toast-worthy nature, where someone uses their hand to make contact with their knee typically in a very absurd and flamboyant manner.

Guy: hey guess what
Guy#2: what?
Guy: UR MOM
Guy: performs a kneeslapper

Kneeslapper by Toastingurmom May 8, 2018

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kneeslapper

Someone with a dick so big it slaps there knees while walking.

When ol boy pulled his kneeslapper out; she knew she was going to be walking with a limp the next day..

kneeslapper by lilsmarterthanaboxofrocks March 25, 2021

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Kneeslapper

A joke that's supposed to be funny but isn't really. And all you want to do is make the person not feel bad, but the joke isn't funny. So..... you just say "that's a real kneeslapper!"

Jim: Knock Knock.
You: Who's there?
Jim: Tree!

You: Tree who?
Jim: Tree Fifty!
You: THATS A KNEESLAPPER

Kneeslapper by TheAwokenMyth April 11, 2017

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kneeslapper

something you use when a jokes not funny but you want to make the person feel better about themselves.

friend 1:why did the chicken cross the road
friend 2:idk why...
friend 1:to get to the other side
friend 2's mind:unfunniest shit ive ever heard god damn learn some humor
friend 2:wowee what a kneeslapper!oh geez you really got me with that one!!!

kneeslapper by angelkitty June 19, 2023

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That's a kneeslapper

A phrase coined by a particular person who does theatre is lebanese and is super smart

THAT'S A KNEESLAPPER FOR SURE FOR SURE
*slaps knees wildly with a crazed look in her eyes*

That's a kneeslapper by avamarie-is-super-pretty October 11, 2022

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Polish kneeslapper

An acknowledgment of a bad joke by slapping your knee in an obviously sarcastic manner. Antonym: kneeslapper. Synonym: dad joke.

HA! That's a good Polish kneeslapper, Chad! HA! Ha!! ha!!!

Polish kneeslapper by Champ Liberty August 3, 2019

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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