Kneel Armstrong

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The act of receiving a double-handed hand-job while lying on your back. The person giving the hand-job sits kneeling, (preferably naked) next to your side and must be facing you while using both hands to add to a most incredible hand-job experience. (Lube is recommended).
Hence, the 'Kneel Armstrong'.

I was lying in bed last night watching Sports Center and my girl Julie waltzed in, kneeled down next to me and gave me a toe-curling Kneel Armstrong.

Kneel Armstrong by Shav_Glephic June 23, 2012

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Kneel Armstrong

When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)

“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”

Kneel Armstrong by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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