Knee Hug 

1. An act of submission, either voluntary or required. Taken from the submissive nature of truly giving someone a hug from your knees around the receivers knees. Derived from workplace relationships more than personal ones.

2. Could also be a sexual reference for a submissive act

Although Brad was opposed to the project, for the sake of the team, he gave Tracy a knee hug.

Hilary Clinton was forced to knee hug Barack Obama.

Knee Hug by Vegetablebeef August 1, 2008

Knee Hugger 

The act of taking a shit that is so painful that you literally hug your knees and pray to god the shit will end.

Man 1: "Oh god i have to go drop a deuce. it feels like its gonna be a knee hugger."

Man 2: "Good luck man. i know you'll pull through."

Man3: "Just don't plug up the turlet."

Knee Hugger by Ezekial Smith February 4, 2012

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk 

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009