Knargles 

Pellet sized pieces fecal matter that fall out of the diaper of an infant learning to crawl. Oddly enough they have a surprising similarity to chocolate covered raisins!

Tom the baby is leaving a trail of knargles again, Please clean it up before we have another raisin incident!

Knargles by The Raisin Incident December 21, 2016

knarkles 

Male Camel Toes: A situation where-in an elderly obese gentleman wears the waistband of their trousers over the belly to the man boobs creating a scrotal canyon resulting in a division of the testicles.

Look, Mr. Robison totally has knarkles.

knarkles by knark-wing duck March 22, 2010

Knargle 

A girl that looks good from far away, but is ugly when you get up close. Or a girl that is ugly in the face, but has a nice body.

Whoa, she looked hot, but she just got knargle written all over her.

Knargle by Jonathan Waage January 21, 2008