Knargle
A girl that looks good from far away, but is ugly when you get up close. Or a girl that is ugly in the face, but has a nice body.
Knargle by Jonathan Waage January 21, 2008
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knarkles
Male Camel Toes: A situation where-in an elderly obese gentleman wears the waistband of their trousers over the belly to the man boobs creating a scrotal canyon resulting in a division of the testicles.
knarkles by knark-wing duck March 22, 2010
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Knargles
Pellet sized pieces fecal matter that fall out of the diaper of an infant learning to crawl. Oddly enough they have a surprising similarity to chocolate covered raisins!
Tom the baby is leaving a trail of knargles again, Please clean it up before we have another raisin incident!
Knargles by The Raisin Incident December 21, 2016
egyptian crab knarkler
When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.
egyptian crab knarkler by Austin April 29, 2008
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