Knargle 

A girl that looks good from far away, but is ugly when you get up close. Or a girl that is ugly in the face, but has a nice body.

Whoa, she looked hot, but she just got knargle written all over her.

Knargle by Jonathan Waage January 21, 2008

knarkles 

Male Camel Toes: A situation where-in an elderly obese gentleman wears the waistband of their trousers over the belly to the man boobs creating a scrotal canyon resulting in a division of the testicles.

Look, Mr. Robison totally has knarkles.

knarkles by knark-wing duck March 22, 2010

knarley 

sweet, hardcore, rebellious, radical... tuite is wrong it is not a gnarley its definitely knarley.

:dude i just backflipped of a 200 ft building

:awesome that was so KNARLEY

knarley by Max R April 30, 2005

Knargles 

Pellet sized pieces fecal matter that fall out of the diaper of an infant learning to crawl. Oddly enough they have a surprising similarity to chocolate covered raisins!

Tom the baby is leaving a trail of knargles again, Please clean it up before we have another raisin incident!

Knargles by The Raisin Incident December 21, 2016

egyptian crab knarkler 

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.

AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!

egyptian crab knarkler by Austin April 29, 2008