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knarkles 

Male Camel Toes: A situation where-in an elderly obese gentleman wears the waistband of their trousers over the belly to the man boobs creating a scrotal canyon resulting in a division of the testicles.
Look, Mr. Robison totally has knarkles.
knarkles by knark-wing duck March 22, 2010
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sweet, hardcore, rebellious, radical... tuite is wrong it is not a gnarley its definitely knarley.
:dude i just backflipped of a 200 ft building

:awesome that was so KNARLEY
knarley by Max R April 30, 2005

Knargles 

Pellet sized pieces fecal matter that fall out of the diaper of an infant learning to crawl. Oddly enough they have a surprising similarity to chocolate covered raisins!
Tom the baby is leaving a trail of knargles again, Please clean it up before we have another raisin incident!
Knargles by The Raisin Incident December 21, 2016

egyptian crab knarkler 

When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.
AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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