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Klev
the goat of all goats, he's Klev and Klev is as Klev does. He has the most dashing smile, which makes me want to touch him, violently. His aura and charisma makes him even more appealing, he turns heads, men and women swarm at his door with jars of nutella. He's caused many oil companies to go bankrupt as they just can't keep up with the demand, many have started to just rawdog it our of despiration. He is an angelic being, his aura unmatched by anyone, he will dominate the world, one vote at a time. Vote Klev.
Klev by flowerfulandpowerful September 23, 2024
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photo klev by Jaguar16 May 2, 2018
klevisa
A beautiful girl that is really nice and sweet and will do anything to cheer you up she is an amazing best friend.
klevisa by whiteboy1234 January 1, 2012
klevis
Has a smile of an angle. Likes to meet new people, and can fall in love very easily. Loves to play soccer and is very outgoing. Is one of the nicest person you could ever meet. Could fall in love with someone just by hanging out with that person for the first time. Likes to play video games, likes to be in the Internet. Is a very social media person. Is a very romantic person.
klevis by Forever_Young March 15, 2016
Klevis
Klevis is a strong fierce person he loves to wind up people. He has very funny Caring friends who has his back no matter what klevis is a very knowledgable person he cares for his siblings but annoys them as a joke he loves his parents.
Klevis is impressive
Klevis by Hiiii I can't tell my name unf June 15, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."