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Klerton

Klerton is usually a person who dresses like he's in his 40's, plays the piano, refuses to cut his long hair, likes parrots and is a great friend who makes you laugh.(Keep him tight, he gives good hugs)
my best mate's name is Klerton
by Juliusus November 22, 2021
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Klenton

He’s the funny one in the group. If your having a bad day he lightens up the mood. Also he gets all the galdem.
Man like klenton
by The unkown warrior March 20, 2020
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Kleston

An incredibly sexy female doctor.
I hope I can get this sore foot looked at by my local Kleston
by gollum007 January 20, 2014
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kleptonesia

(n.) condition characterized by forgetting the source of a stolen idea
His paper borrowed heavily from classical and contemporary sources, but his kleptonesia prevented him from giving credit where it was due.
by futuretense June 16, 2009
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Kleptonomy

Kleptonomy is a system of capitalism where the rich steal from the middle class and the poor and call this a good thing. To achieve kleptonomy, taxes are cut and social programs eliminated. Also, a kleptocracy is firmly established with the rich, to whom being rich requires any means necessary to amass additional wealth. Enough is never enough.

Similar to Kleptocracy, which is a government or state in which those in power exploit national resources and steal; rule by a thief or thieves. (Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2011. )
Our governor is espousing a kleptonomy by taxing the pensions of state retirees in order to balance the state budget, decreasing money for education and the poor, and providing tax cuts for the rich.
by Mamageek March 21, 2011
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Kleptonecropyrozoophilia

A preference for having sex with stolen, burning animal corpses.
"Dude, tell me you didn't sleep with Britney Spears. She's a kleptonecropyrozoophiliac, you know."
by Kaskad December 14, 2008
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kleptonecropedophile

describes one who steals dead young children to have sex with
After seeing Rupert's basement, it was obvious he was a total kleptonecropedophile.
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