Kleindan 

A polyurethane condom made for someone allergic to latex.

"Always wear a kleindan"
"The kleindan broke last night"
"I can't believe I forgot to bring a kleindan to the orgy."

Kleindan by herschism July 9, 2009

Jared Kleinman 

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)

"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"

Jared Kleinman by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018

Jared Kleinman 

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.

That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise

Jared Kleinman by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018

Jared Kleinman 

a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses

How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.

Jared Kleinman by a rare non-offensive username June 29, 2017

jared kleinman 

An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.

"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman

jared kleinman by whorecruxes June 1, 2017

Jared Kleinman 

KiNkY

Evan Hansen: Has been... RoUgH
Jared Kleinman: KiNkY

Jared Kleinman by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

Jared Kleinman 

He is the insanely cool Jared Kleinman who eats bath bombs and loves the cronch

"the insanely cool Jared Kleinman
I think we should start to make him a part of this awesome friendship we have"

Jared Kleinman by Elevatornotworthy November 6, 2019