Klein High
Klein High is worst fucking school on this planet. Filled with a bunch of sluts and tryhard friends.
Klein High by courtneymjjj March 3, 2019
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Klein High School
High School Located in Spring, Texas, with a pretty bad drug problem. You cannot go down a hall without hearing the words Pot, Vyvance, Adderol, Tabs, Bars etc. Filled impressionable youths, scene kids, anime freaks, paper "gangsters", pot heads, Tools, And pretty much anything else you could think of besides people with common sense. In their spare time, the kids party, because there is literally nothing else to do. In the parking lot you will find an array of cars, from the most recent model of any awesome car to shitty '93 somethings to amazing refurbished old cars. The school has currently 6 different buildings along with plenty of temporary buildings. The school is so old that soon it will be torn down, while still in session, and everyone will have to go to classes in 100 different t-buildings in the student and teacher parking lot, preventing anyone from having the luxury of driving to school.
"Klein High School seriously has a drug problem. What's sad is that no one has even caught on yet."
"That kid is so messed up on drugs, he looks like he's from Klein High"
Guy 1: Why is that kid doing the Jerk across the street?
Guy 2: Dunno, I bet he's from Klein High.
"That kid is so messed up on drugs, he looks like he's from Klein High"
Guy 1: Why is that kid doing the Jerk across the street?
Guy 2: Dunno, I bet he's from Klein High.
Klein High School by wadafuq July 26, 2010
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Klein Oak High School
Populated like hongkong wit a bunch of weird smelly ass kids and people who wear their pants around their knees, avoid bathrooms if you have asthma cause the axe and vape can and will kill you PS:(dick cheney made money off the iraq war)
Klein Oak High School by Slavic.mp4(IG) August 19, 2019
Klein Oak High School
Klein Oak High School is one of the schools in kisd (Klein Independent School District) with ratchet-ass thots and white monkeys. All the teachers and staff let go a long time ago and don’t give a damn about the students. Everyone is fake except for the sped kids which are actually dope.
Klein Oak High School by Thirsty Thot June 4, 2019
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