Kjeppen

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Sabrina: “ Have you heard about this dude that goes by the name Kjeppen??”
Samantha: “ You mean the guy with the enormous dick? He was here last night. I can hardly walk anymore “

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Koeppen

When a male places another males entire penis, including his balls into his mouth, while still managing to slip his tongue out and lick the mans asshole.

Bobby: Hey Dan, I was completely mind blown last night!!
Dan: Why, what happened ?
Bobby: Steve gave me a Koeppen last night!!
Dan: What the hell is a Koeppen?
Bobby: Steve took my entire dong and balls in his mouth and still was able to lick my asshole!!!
Dan: WOW!! That's amazing Send Steve my way asap!!

Koeppen by Jimmy magina January 7, 2017

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Koeppen

a person with a massive god complex and thinks he is better then every body else

omg chad is such a koeppen

Koeppen by Cocio March 10, 2021

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koeppen

a person who is so competetive that it is almost unhealthy he cannot lose or he will actually punish him self by actually doing exercise

wtf peter why are you being such a koeppen

koeppen by Cocio May 12, 2021

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sarah keppen

Sarah is such an amazing artist she could draw the whole world and it would be perfect she may be a brat at times but she will always come back around she is always there for you no matter what but you hurt her she will hunt you down to the end of the world and kill you or just ignore you for a week

~Nadia

Wow that' girl is tough she must be a Sarah Keppen

That's some amazing art work it must be a Sarahs !

sarah keppen by Nadia O'Neal August 12, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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