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You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.
The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.
The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.
“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”
by svinaktig July 6, 2021
Get the Rosenberg rashmug. A Rosenberg dinner is basically leftovers. What didn’t get eaten today and what got thrown in the dumpster today, will end up in tomorrow’s soup. If you didn’t get heartburn from your meal, you for sure got the shits. The kind of shits you piss out if your asshole.
A Rosenberg dinner is usually undercooked and tasteless.
A Rosenberg dinner is usually undercooked and tasteless.
by svinaktig July 14, 2021
Get the Rosenberg dinnermug. Rosenberg is a place where pleasure can’t be found. If you have been seen laughing sitting at a bench, they will remove the bench. If you compliment the chef, he will serve you shit from his own asshole the next day.
I was gonna pull my goalie in the shower yesterday and just before I was about to blow my load, the hot water was over. Next time I will skip the fingering fore play!
No room for pleasure at Rosenberg.
No room for pleasure at Rosenberg.
by svinaktig July 2, 2021
Get the Rosenbergmug. A place where rock'n roll and moonshine comes from.
The people are friendly and the cattle have a great sence of humor.
Men from Kanestraum have big dicks and well-rounded balls that are always shaved.
The women from that area have great tits and round asses.
The ferry to Halsa goes from Kanestraum 3 times a day.
The people are friendly and the cattle have a great sence of humor.
Men from Kanestraum have big dicks and well-rounded balls that are always shaved.
The women from that area have great tits and round asses.
The ferry to Halsa goes from Kanestraum 3 times a day.
The doctor:" Man, thats a big penis !!"
Dude: "Yeah, I am from Kanestraum. Now let go off it, I gotta catch the ferry"
The doctor: " Smooth balls too !!!"
Dude: "Yeah, I am from Kanestraum. Now let go off it, I gotta catch the ferry"
The doctor: " Smooth balls too !!!"
by svinaktig June 8, 2021
Get the Kanestraummug. A living legend from Straumsnes.
Sabrina: “ Have you heard about this dude that goes by the name Kjeppen??”
Samantha: “ You mean the guy with the enormous dick? He was here last night. I can hardly walk anymore “
Samantha: “ You mean the guy with the enormous dick? He was here last night. I can hardly walk anymore “
by svinaktig June 8, 2021
Get the Kjeppenmug. A good place for dogging. West side of the road is for faggots, and the east side is for straight and lesbians. Interracial doggers usually go up to the clubhouse up the road for a good fucking.
Gypsy: “Where is a good dogging place in Kristiansund?”
Local unemployed guy: “ you should go to Dahle or Sommerro”
Gypsy: “ no that is for swingers, I think I will go to Prestmyra”
Local unemployed guy: “ you should go to Dahle or Sommerro”
Gypsy: “ no that is for swingers, I think I will go to Prestmyra”
by svinaktig June 13, 2021
Get the Prestmyramug. Camp Rosenberg on Thursday said a World Health Organization (WHO) proposal to audit Camp Rosenberg as part of further investigation into the origins of the coronavirus pandemic showed "disrespect" and "arrogance towards science".
by svinaktig October 20, 2021
Get the Camp Rosenberg diseasemug.