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Camp Rosenberg disease

Camp Rosenberg on Thursday said a World Health Organization (WHO) proposal to audit Camp Rosenberg as part of further investigation into the origins of the coronavirus pandemic showed "disrespect" and "arrogance towards science".
The camp Rosenberg disease did not start here!
by svinaktig October 20, 2021
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Rosenberg dinner

A Rosenberg dinner is basically leftovers. What didn’t get eaten today and what got thrown in the dumpster today, will end up in tomorrow’s soup. If you didn’t get heartburn from your meal, you for sure got the shits. The kind of shits you piss out if your asshole.
A Rosenberg dinner is usually undercooked and tasteless.
I gave my Rosenberg dinner to my cat, and he immediately covered it with sand.
by svinaktig July 14, 2021
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Kanestraum

A place where rock'n roll and moonshine comes from.
The people are friendly and the cattle have a great sence of humor.
Men from Kanestraum have big dicks and well-rounded balls that are always shaved.
The women from that area have great tits and round asses.
The ferry to Halsa goes from Kanestraum 3 times a day.
The doctor:" Man, thats a big penis !!"
Dude: "Yeah, I am from Kanestraum. Now let go off it, I gotta catch the ferry"
The doctor: " Smooth balls too !!!"
by svinaktig June 8, 2021
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Melsåspikjen

A place you go to, to get a bigger penis.
It is a hill that holds magical powers, and people from all over the world, especially China, comes to enlarge their penises. Some people refer to it as penis-heaven.
Teacher: "Your penis has gotten so much bigger !"
Student: " Yeah, I went to Melsåspikjen this weekend. Now, let go of it."
by svinaktig June 8, 2021
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Kjeppen

Sabrina: “ Have you heard about this dude that goes by the name Kjeppen??”
Samantha: “ You mean the guy with the enormous dick? He was here last night. I can hardly walk anymore “
by svinaktig June 8, 2021
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Prestmyra

A good place for dogging. West side of the road is for faggots, and the east side is for straight and lesbians. Interracial doggers usually go up to the clubhouse up the road for a good fucking.
Gypsy: “Where is a good dogging place in Kristiansund?”
Local unemployed guy: “ you should go to Dahle or Sommerro”
Gypsy: “ no that is for swingers, I think I will go to Prestmyra”
by svinaktig June 13, 2021
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Horvogna hass Tore

An epic 68’ Volvo 144 with a B20 engine and an Alpine Touch sticker on the rear window. There was and Roadsound cassettedeck that’s would play the shit out of Hanne Boels don’t know much about love and salt n peppas Shup. Many young maids lost their bubble to its trail. When the black Vo with the chopped springs and tinted windows pulled up you knew you would get fucked. It was customary that the designated driver would step aside after Krifast bommen and let the drunkest drive from there.

The owner had a fetish for plus size women with big tits.
Thats a cool car, that must be Horvogna hass Tore
by svinaktig June 27, 2021
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