10 definitions by svinaktig
A place you go to, to get a bigger penis.
It is a hill that holds magical powers, and people from all over the world, especially China, comes to enlarge their penises. Some people refer to it as penis-heaven.
It is a hill that holds magical powers, and people from all over the world, especially China, comes to enlarge their penises. Some people refer to it as penis-heaven.
Teacher: "Your penis has gotten so much bigger !"
Student: " Yeah, I went to Melsåspikjen this weekend. Now, let go of it."
Student: " Yeah, I went to Melsåspikjen this weekend. Now, let go of it."
by svinaktig June 8, 2021
A Rosenberg dinner is basically leftovers. What didn’t get eaten today and what got thrown in the dumpster today, will end up in tomorrow’s soup. If you didn’t get heartburn from your meal, you for sure got the shits. The kind of shits you piss out if your asshole.
A Rosenberg dinner is usually undercooked and tasteless.
A Rosenberg dinner is usually undercooked and tasteless.
by svinaktig July 14, 2021
You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.
The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.
The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.
“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”
by svinaktig July 6, 2021
Sabrina: “ Have you heard about this dude that goes by the name Kjeppen??”
Samantha: “ You mean the guy with the enormous dick? He was here last night. I can hardly walk anymore “
Samantha: “ You mean the guy with the enormous dick? He was here last night. I can hardly walk anymore “
by svinaktig June 8, 2021
A place where rock'n roll and moonshine comes from.
The people are friendly and the cattle have a great sence of humor.
Men from Kanestraum have big dicks and well-rounded balls that are always shaved.
The women from that area have great tits and round asses.
The ferry to Halsa goes from Kanestraum 3 times a day.
The people are friendly and the cattle have a great sence of humor.
Men from Kanestraum have big dicks and well-rounded balls that are always shaved.
The women from that area have great tits and round asses.
The ferry to Halsa goes from Kanestraum 3 times a day.
The doctor:" Man, thats a big penis !!"
Dude: "Yeah, I am from Kanestraum. Now let go off it, I gotta catch the ferry"
The doctor: " Smooth balls too !!!"
Dude: "Yeah, I am from Kanestraum. Now let go off it, I gotta catch the ferry"
The doctor: " Smooth balls too !!!"
by svinaktig June 8, 2021
Camp Rosenberg on Thursday said a World Health Organization (WHO) proposal to audit Camp Rosenberg as part of further investigation into the origins of the coronavirus pandemic showed "disrespect" and "arrogance towards science".
by svinaktig October 20, 2021
An epic 68’ Volvo 144 with a B20 engine and an Alpine Touch sticker on the rear window. There was and Roadsound cassettedeck that’s would play the shit out of Hanne Boels don’t know much about love and salt n peppas Shup. Many young maids lost their bubble to its trail. When the black Vo with the chopped springs and tinted windows pulled up you knew you would get fucked. It was customary that the designated driver would step aside after Krifast bommen and let the drunkest drive from there.
The owner had a fetish for plus size women with big tits.
The owner had a fetish for plus size women with big tits.
by svinaktig June 27, 2021