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Rosenberg rash

You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.

The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.

“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”

by svinaktig July 6, 2021

Horvogna hass Tore

An epic 68’ Volvo 144 with a B20 engine and an Alpine Touch sticker on the rear window. There was and Roadsound cassettedeck that’s would play the shit out of Hanne Boels don’t know much about love and salt n peppas Shup. Many young maids lost their bubble to its trail. When the black Vo with the chopped springs and tinted windows pulled up you knew you would get fucked. It was customary that the designated driver would step aside after Krifast bommen and let the drunkest drive from there.

The owner had a fetish for plus size women with big tits.

Thats a cool car, that must be Horvogna hass Tore

by svinaktig June 27, 2021

Camp Rosenberg

A camp Rosenberg is a place any sane person avoids. A lot of bad shit goes down in a Camp Rosenberg . A lot of criminals from Eastern Europe hides out at a Rosenberg camp. They are willing to work in these camps for very little money, rather than to go home and face life sentencing.

What kind of a fucked place is this?

It’s must a Camp Rosenberg

by svinaktig July 2, 2021

Kanestraum

A place where rock'n roll and moonshine comes from.
The people are friendly and the cattle have a great sence of humor.
Men from Kanestraum have big dicks and well-rounded balls that are always shaved.
The women from that area have great tits and round asses.
The ferry to Halsa goes from Kanestraum 3 times a day.

The doctor:" Man, thats a big penis !!"
Dude: "Yeah, I am from Kanestraum. Now let go off it, I gotta catch the ferry"
The doctor: " Smooth balls too !!!"

by svinaktig June 8, 2021

Kjeppen

A living legend from Straumsnes.

Sabrina: “ Have you heard about this dude that goes by the name Kjeppen??”
Samantha: “ You mean the guy with the enormous dick? He was here last night. I can hardly walk anymore “

by svinaktig June 8, 2021

Prestmyra

A good place for dogging. West side of the road is for faggots, and the east side is for straight and lesbians. Interracial doggers usually go up to the clubhouse up the road for a good fucking.

Gypsy: “Where is a good dogging place in Kristiansund?”
Local unemployed guy: “ you should go to Dahle or Sommerro”
Gypsy: “ no that is for swingers, I think I will go to Prestmyra”

by svinaktig June 13, 2021

Rosenberg

Rosenberg is a place where pleasure can’t be found. If you have been seen laughing sitting at a bench, they will remove the bench. If you compliment the chef, he will serve you shit from his own asshole the next day.

I was gonna pull my goalie in the shower yesterday and just before I was about to blow my load, the hot water was over. Next time I will skip the fingering fore play!

No room for pleasure at Rosenberg.

by svinaktig July 2, 2021