A man who is self observed and things they give there a "god" at sex, may also have a kiwi shaped head
by Bavkpavk181818 January 15, 2021
Get the Kiwi manmug. The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”
“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”
“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”
“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”
“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”
“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”
by Red Raw October 5, 2025
Get the Kiwi Spider-Manmug. A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.
Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.
Kiwi-man: what? Why?
Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .
Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO
(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
Kiwi-man: what? Why?
Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .
Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO
(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)
by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018
Get the Kiwi-manmug.