Kiwanbong 

A Ghanaian kokomba language meaning a stupid fool, more stupid than a donkey or cow, similar to kwasia in two language

The paddy be kiwanbong paa oo

Kiwanbong by Amicus bigmeat November 1, 2019

OG KwanBone 

An urban legend originated from Toronto. Legends say that OG Kwanbone walked 300 miles to deliver headphones and while on the walk he cured the blindness of 20 people including his.

Person 1: Yo did you hear about OG KwanBone
Person 2: Ya I did, man I wanna be a legend like him!

OG KwanBone by ISSAPOSTUPTINGDAWG February 11, 2017

Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision 

It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different

guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?

Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006

Kwanlong 

Kwanlong means someone that is a jerk face, and someone who hides out from girls when he doesn't want to break their hearts. even tho his intentions are good, he never replies when a girl wants to be his girlfriend. he just doesn't want to face anything and hes a coward.

He breaks girls hearts and leads them on but never does anything serious. In his life of school, he'll only have around 2 to 3 girlfriends because he will just regret the fu*k out of all the other ones.

Karen sobs: He just rejected me.. :( He's such a Kwanlong!

Kwanlong by someone <3<3<3 November 22, 2011