A Ghanaian kokomba language meaning a stupid fool, more stupid than a donkey or cow, similar to kwasia in two language
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It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different
guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?
by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006
Get the Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision mug.Kwanlong means someone that is a jerk face, and someone who hides out from girls when he doesn't want to break their hearts. even tho his intentions are good, he never replies when a girl wants to be his girlfriend. he just doesn't want to face anything and hes a coward.
He breaks girls hearts and leads them on but never does anything serious. In his life of school, he'll only have around 2 to 3 girlfriends because he will just regret the fu*k out of all the other ones.
He breaks girls hearts and leads them on but never does anything serious. In his life of school, he'll only have around 2 to 3 girlfriends because he will just regret the fu*k out of all the other ones.
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