the scary-sexy face many women make for photos, purportedly to show off their plump lipsmodel quality cheekbones, though it actually makes them look stupid.
We almost took a beautiful picture of you for your Facebook page until you made that stupid kissy face.
A type of gurning (distorting the face) currently popular amongst adolescent girls who enjoy taking and posting online multiple pictures of themselves. The kissy face is achieved by screwing the lips together and sticking them out so that they look as much as possible like a horse's anus while it's having a difficult time with its intestines. The result should then be photographed and posted on Facebook.
"Aaargh. I really used to fancyKayleigh, but then I saw all those kissy face selfies she posted!"
A hallmark of Guido culture. It is the act of making a "kissy face" whenever a camera is nearby, annoying the hell out the picture taker, unless he or she subscribes to Guidoism and approves of such weird facial behavior.
This skill is inherent in the Guido genes, and thought by some to be an involuntary reaction to the sight of a camera. Typically it is accompanied by some hand gesture known only within the Guido culture.
For examples and images, I would direct you to the website hotchickswithdouchebags.com for a more comprehensive list of images.
"Oh my God, Mike is making that damn GuidoKissy Face again! He is ruining all of my pictures!"
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.