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A kiss... between the tips of the tongues of people... basically touching tongues outside the mouth.
Girl 1: I've never kissimped someone
girl 2: it looks fun
Kissimp by PixieDirnt April 25, 2011
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Kissimmee  

A town in Florida next to Orlando.
Also called little Puerto Rico.
As much as people talk about it and say they hate it, the love it. K-town to many.
Its small and country.
Girl: You live in Kissimmee?
Boy: Yea why ?
Girl: You know Carlos?
Boy:He a chico??
Girl:Uhm yea I guess.
Boy: Kissimmee full of them.
Kissimmee by Ktownma April 3, 2009
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Kissipline

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Kissimmee 

Kissimmee is a town near Disney & Orlando, filled with many different types of people. You can get a Trailer in Kissimmee or a 4 million dollar mansion depending on what part you're in. The nice parts are, well nice & the more undesirable parts are just undesirable. Kissimmee has a pretty cool shopping spot called 'The Loop' just stay away from it on weekends, sense on weekends it is overran by little middle schoolers who think they're all grown. There's also another mall called 'The Osceola Square Mall' but in my opinion it needs to just be knocked down. There are 2 Wal Mart's in Kissimmee, the one on 192 is the more chic & classy one & the one on Osceola Parkway is full of annoying Hispanics, not saying that's all it is BUT there is defiantly a majority there. In all, Kissimmee is a pretty cute town.
Hey, where do you live?
Kissimmee.
How do you spell that?
Kissimmee by Classy Reviews October 4, 2011

Kissimmee 

Kissimmee used to be such a nice place. Then all those damn Puerto Ricans invaded. There might be more Puerto Ricans living in Kissimmee than Puerto Rico itself.
Jim: Oh look, Freddie just crashed his ricer Civic into somebody's house...AGAIN. He thinks he's The Stig.
Bob: Only in Kissimmee.

Jim: Freddie and Joel are smoking weed in the Publix parking lot...AGAIN. Even though there's a police car parked in front of the store.
Bob: Only in Kissimmee.

Jim: Maria is on the corner...AGAIN. Bought all that jewelry and can't feed her 10 kids now.
Bob: Only in Kissimmee.
Kissimmee by Citizen Bane December 30, 2009

Kissimmee 

Town in the south Orlando metro area in Osceola County. Used to be low on traffic and crime until the population & new developments grew. Now it’s just as bad as Orlando. Still pretty safe in most areas of the city but the area around “downtown Kissimmee” is ghetto.

Kissimmee is known also as the Little Puerto Rico of FLA. As it has the highest population of Boricuas in probably all of Central FLA. outside of Orlando. Mofongo, empanadillas, pastelles and more can be found very easily.

Contrary to what people think it’s not too bad. Just like anywhere it has its good and bad areas. The further west you go the more tourist-like it gets as its heading toward Disney.
I’m trying to move to FL any suggestions ?

How about Kissimmee ? They got allot of hispanics there, you’ll fit right in !
Kissimmee by BXO Bry July 19, 2019

Kissimmee 

a town where you are either a redneck, a prep, or a chonga as fuck. The best high school there is Oscola high school, but its full of chongas and "thugs". The rich white kids often stay at valencia where they belong. do not waste your time there.
Sami-"wanna come with me to my friends house?"
Gentry-"where at?"
Sami-"kissimmee"
Gentry-"HELL NO! too many chongas and their sharpie lip liner."
Kissimmee by Samantha Barlow June 28, 2008
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