Kirkl Jerk
A specific type of circle jerk, in which the group expresses a mutual love and obsession for Costco/Kirkland Signature brand
Kirkl Jerk by BigFactsMabel October 18, 2021
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Kirkle Jerk
A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.
After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen
Kirkle Jerk by KirkleJerk September 22, 2025
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Kirkl Jerk • Kirkle Jerk • Kirkle Jerking • kirk-a-jerk • jerk it and kirk it • kirk • kirk'ed • Kirk Hammet • kirk out • Kirk Hammett
Kirkle jerk
Last Sunday's sermon was the biggest Kirkle jerk I've seen
MAGA is the largest group of Kirkle jerkers I've ever seen
MAGA is the largest group of Kirkle jerkers I've ever seen
Kirkle jerk by Pete Nisballs April 22, 2026
kirk-a-jerk
A prank pulled on your friends, where you grab one by the shoulders and forcefully ram your knee into their anus. Patented by the famous Aaron Kirk. One may confuse a kirk-a-jerk with farting while having a penis in your anus.
"I saw kaps doing some kind of bodybuilding bullshit, so i took the opportunity to give him one good kirk-a-jerk. Man did he yelp"
kirk-a-jerk by drewbin arubin May 2, 2006
jerk it and kirk it
To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.
Did you see Jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at Melissa's party last night?
jerk it and kirk it by Tiffany S April 30, 2006
Kirkle Jerking
A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.
After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen
Kirkle Jerking by KirkleJerk September 22, 2025
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