A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.
After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen
A prank pulled on your friends, where you grab one by the shoulders and forcefully ram your knee into their anus. Patented by the famous AaronKirk. One may confuse a kirk-a-jerk with farting while having a penis in your anus.
"I saw kaps doing some kind of bodybuilding bullshit, so i took the opportunity to give him one good kirk-a-jerk. Man did he yelp"
To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.
Did you see Jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at Melissa's party last night?
A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.
After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"