Kirkl Jerk 

A specific type of circle jerk, in which the group expresses a mutual love and obsession for Costco/Kirkland Signature brand

I hate to derail this Kirkl Jerk, but I think Sam's Club's prices are better.

Kirkl Jerk by BigFactsMabel October 18, 2021

Kirkle Jerk 

A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.

After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen

Kirkle Jerk by KirkleJerk September 22, 2025

Kirkle jerk

When a group of people performatively mourn the death of Charlie Kirk

Last Sunday's sermon was the biggest Kirkle jerk I've seen

MAGA is the largest group of Kirkle jerkers I've ever seen

Kirkle jerk by Pete Nisballs April 22, 2026

kirk-a-jerk 

A prank pulled on your friends, where you grab one by the shoulders and forcefully ram your knee into their anus. Patented by the famous Aaron Kirk. One may confuse a kirk-a-jerk with farting while having a penis in your anus.

"I saw kaps doing some kind of bodybuilding bullshit, so i took the opportunity to give him one good kirk-a-jerk. Man did he yelp"

kirk-a-jerk by drewbin arubin May 2, 2006

jerk it and kirk it 

To whack the cock of an extremely obese man whether through the means of a handjob or of that of self pleasure usu. with very strange intentions such as autoerotic asphyxiation.

Did you see Jimmy jerk it and kirk it with a bag on his head and duct tape on his wrists at Melissa's party last night?

jerk it and kirk it by Tiffany S April 30, 2006

Kirkle Jerking

A group of people who never speak out about injustice unless it happens to a white man. They often never share things online unless it is pro TRUMP, pro Christian, or Pro Charlie Kirk. They never step into politics unless they are attacking gays or transgender people, and they genuinely believe water turns frogs gay.

After Sunday service, we spent some time Kirkle Jerking and making sure black people stayed disenfranchised and women stayed in the kitchen. Amen

Kirkle Jerking by KirkleJerk September 22, 2025