kirch

To produce excrements in an accidental manner, esp. to piss/shit your pants

Oh, shit... Sorry, Cuz; Didn't mean to kirch all over your white rug.

by reaganlovespat December 9, 2007

Kirch

1. Person that drinks Alchohol for Quantity
2. Someone who is funny without regards of humilition of himself or people around him.

1.I am going to Kirch tonight.
2.That was so Kirch, i cant beleive he did that to her.

by Kirchner October 16, 2006

Pat Kirch

Drummer in the band The Maine. His brother is their manager. Pat started in the band and was touring before he was even out of high school. An incredibily nice and adorable person. Most famous for a youtube video...lets just say Pizza Hut loves cupcakes.

person at concert: PAT!!!

other person at concert: You're just a cupcake lover!

another person: Pat Kirch i think i love you

by imustbedreamingCSWS March 27, 2009

Pat Kirch

1) The hottest man ever to live.
2) The cutest most, adorable little drummer.
3) In an awesome band.
4) Will marry a girl named, Sara, and have 30 children. OG PIMPIN'.

"That guy is so hott"
"Yeah, thats Pat Kirch"
"Omg, I want to marry him."
"Can't, sorry. He's destined to have thirty kids with Sara."
"Does he know it?"
"Not yet. BUT ITS DESTINY!"

by Patty<3 November 3, 2011

Kyle E Kirch

Kyle E Kirch is a treadmill blogger who provides the best advice on training on a treadmill

Kyle E Kirch gave me advice that allowed me to run my fastest 5k ever!

by kcnbc January 28, 2021

jean kirchstein

neigh neigh man

''Jean kirchstein you horse''
''neigh neigh''
man..

by CHAR May 6, 2015

Eliud Kipchoge

The GOAT of the marathon. The all round GOAT of life. First man under 2 hours in the marathon. Only lost 2 of the 15 marathons he has run. Widely known for having the best drip of any runner or human ever, which has given him the nickname Dripchoge, and his also an all round legend inspiring many kids and people to start running, many people including me list him as their biggest ever inspiration.

Person 1: I saw the GOAT yesterday.
Person 2: Who's that? Messi? Ronaldo?
Person 1: No, Eliud Kipchoge, he's way more of a GOAT than them!

by The AA Man October 9, 2021