Drummer in the band The Maine. His brother is their manager. Pat started in the band and was touring before he was even out of high school. An incredibily nice and adorable person. Most famous for a youtube video...lets just say Pizza Hut loves cupcakes.

person at concert: PAT!!!

other person at concert: You're just a cupcake lover!

another person: Pat Kirch i think i love you

Pat Kirch by imustbedreamingCSWS March 27, 2009

Pat Kirch

1) The hottest man ever to live.
2) The cutest most, adorable little drummer.
3) In an awesome band.
4) Will marry a girl named, Sara, and have 30 children. OG PIMPIN'.

"That guy is so hott"
"Yeah, thats Pat Kirch"
"Omg, I want to marry him."
"Can't, sorry. He's destined to have thirty kids with Sara."
"Does he know it?"
"Not yet. BUT ITS DESTINY!"

Pat Kirch by Patty<3 November 3, 2011

Kyle E Kirch

Kyle E Kirch is a treadmill blogger who provides the best advice on training on a treadmill

Kyle E Kirch gave me advice that allowed me to run my fastest 5k ever!

Kyle E Kirch by kcnbc January 28, 2021

jean kirchstein

neigh neigh man

''Jean kirchstein you horse''
''neigh neigh''
man..

jean kirchstein by CHAR May 6, 2015

Eliud Kipchoge

The GOAT of the marathon. The all round GOAT of life. First man under 2 hours in the marathon. Only lost 2 of the 15 marathons he has run. Widely known for having the best drip of any runner or human ever, which has given him the nickname Dripchoge, and his also an all round legend inspiring many kids and people to start running, many people including me list him as their biggest ever inspiration.

Person 1: I saw the GOAT yesterday.
Person 2: Who's that? Messi? Ronaldo?
Person 1: No, Eliud Kipchoge, he's way more of a GOAT than them!

Eliud Kipchoge by The AA Man October 9, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026