kirch

To produce excrements in an accidental manner, esp. to piss/shit your pants

Oh, shit... Sorry, Cuz; Didn't mean to kirch all over your white rug.

by reaganlovespat November 14, 2007

Kirch

1. Person that drinks Alchohol for Quantity
2. Someone who is funny without regards of humilition of himself or people around him.

1.I am going to Kirch tonight.
2.That was so Kirch, i cant beleive he did that to her.

by Kirchner October 16, 2006

Pat Kirch

Drummer in the band The Maine. His brother is their manager. Pat started in the band and was touring before he was even out of high school. An incredibily nice and adorable person. Most famous for a youtube video...lets just say Pizza Hut loves cupcakes.

person at concert: PAT!!!

other person at concert: You're just a cupcake lover!

another person: Pat Kirch i think i love you

by imustbedreamingCSWS March 27, 2009

Pat Kirch

1) The hottest man ever to live.
2) The cutest most, adorable little drummer.
3) In an awesome band.
4) Will marry a girl named, Sara, and have 30 children. OG PIMPIN'.

"That guy is so hott"
"Yeah, thats Pat Kirch"
"Omg, I want to marry him."
"Can't, sorry. He's destined to have thirty kids with Sara."
"Does he know it?"
"Not yet. BUT ITS DESTINY!"

by Patty<3 November 03, 2011

Kyle E Kirch

Kyle E Kirch is a treadmill blogger who provides the best advice on training on a treadmill

Kyle E Kirch gave me advice that allowed me to run my fastest 5k ever!

by kcnbc January 28, 2021