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Kir shodan 

Kir shodan is a persian slang which means to become a dick. Although the word to word translation is becoming a dick , but it doesnt mean to become an asshole, it rather means to be in a situation that makes you feel awkward and shy because something you claimed and now its proved you were wrong.

In this action, someone causes you to feel like a dick (kir shodan) , but there’s also a similar slang in which you cause someone to become a dick. Which is: kir kardan = to make someone a dick

In persian , kir means dick and shodan is a base form verb for becoming, kardan is also a base form for the verb “making s.o or s.th”
1.Haji diruze goftam emruse barune miad, valy kir shodam
Translation: Oh dude , yesterday I predicted today will be rainy, but it ain’t raning. Kir shodam ( I became a dick = I felt shy and awkward for what I said)

2. In oskol edea kard ke 5 ta zabune balade, vali vaghti azash khastam be un zabune ha sohbat kone natunest. Kheili bad kiresh kardam kir shodan
Translation: this idiot claimed that he can speak in 5 languages , but when I asked him to talk , he couldnt. I really made him a dick badly. ( kiresh kardam = I made him feel shy and awkward for what he claimed and it wasnt right)
Kir shodan by persian meme guy September 14, 2019
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