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a kintz is normally a very shy caveman with a nerdy personality. due to the lack of father figure they tend turn to Dwayne Johnson, because of this a kintz work's out non-stop each day they tend to be so jacked that their shirts explode once they move their arm. they also battle OCD on a nightly basis due to their ceiling fan having an uneven blade. they will run around there house in a spider-man outfit while screaming about red being the superior color.
kintz: "WOOOOO RED IS BETTER THAN PURPLE YOU BETA MALE" they say while lifting a car with their left hand and putting on their spider man mask with the right
by Ninjabtaco April 15, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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